French guard: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a sillly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King. You and all your silly English knights.
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now look here, my good man--
French guard: I don't want to talk to you no more... you empty-headed, animal food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
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